Friday, December 31, 2004

SENATOR DENIES PAYING FOR GOAT SEX

Senator Hollum of Buttwart, Arkansas, defended himself as he left the courtroom, telling reporters, "Now, look you weasels, I will not stand here and be accused of paying to have sex with a goat dressed up to look like my ex girlfriend Merry Belle... I have never once in my life had to pay for goat, you damn liberal terrorists!!"

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