the whizzinator

makes for cocktail conversation at its meatiest.


FROM MSN NEWS:

Drug counselor David Aronek testified that (Tom) Sizemore tried to falsify a drug test in May by using a device called The Whizzinator, a fillable prosthetic penis designed to beat drug tests.

I don't think anyone should ever use meth, like this guy does... we are the same age and he looks like my dad. I could tell ya stories all day about this and crack... yet, you have to feel sorry for a guy reduced to having to use a whizzinator ... not to mention intimate involvement with another persons urine....
YUCK...

I sure am glad that my boss is absolutley against drug testing, and in fact encourages me to smoke weed... being self employed and all. Update: Congress is now trying to ban the whizzinator..