cock fighting

Men should stop using their cocks in this manner. From what this article says, they strap razors on their cocks, then use them to fight in little rings. They even bet on this shit.

I was even more surprised to see that cock fighting is illegal in all but two states? I mean, if two guys want to cock fight, who am I to judge? Well, a reactionary asshole, that's who...


I mean, I can see a couple gay consenting adults slapping penises as part of foreplay, but PLLLLEEEAAASE, you fools, stop with the razors already -- you could endanger your cocks with this activity!!

I mean, I am sure a lot of my readers are way into this... you probably have little outfits you dress it up in (barbi seems about the right size) but, hey, come on, admit it, I know that most of the men who read this rag of a blog already have a bit of size problem without having an inch or two loped off... not me though... no, no, not me... really...

I had no idea this problem was so well ensconsced in the american landscape. This article says that there are underground circuits where guys fight with their cocks in every state of the union. South Americans tend to be the most involved, since I guess they fight with their cocks all the time down there. This figures, because so many of them come from macho cultures where the only way they can accept themselves having sex with other guys is to pretend they are just 'fighting.' Closet cases are so sad. Scream your name!!!!

Man, I would have to drink a hell of a lot of tequila before I would even have the guts to strap a razor on my cock, let alone actually endanger the little boy by using him in a fight... not that this sounds that erotic to me. Maybe squash wars... oh, in black fishnet... anyways, let me just say these cock fighters are perverts.


Next thing you know, there will be ass fighting, where guys stick swords up their rectums and then battle it out... I suppose they would have to use little mirrors to look behind them? You know, I am sure this is already happening as a matter of fact... because anything sexual has been tried by some drunken ape.

You humans, you suck so bad.... all of us marsupials feel that way.


I have to admit that I just kind of scanned this one, because of the mental images the article evoked of maimed, bleeding cocks made my genitals ache.


I did write something of a comment after this article, should you care for another lame joke or two...



Supporters: Cockfight Bill Could Stem Flu
By FREDERIC J. FROMMER, Associated Press Writer
Sunday, November 6, 2005
(11-06) 09:15 PST WASHINGTON, (AP) --


A cockfighting bill aimed at stemming the spread of bird flu to the U.S. has stalled despite support from the Bush administration and the poultry industry. The bill targets trade from Southeast Asia, where cockfighting is suspected of spreading bird flu from chickens to humans. The measure would increase penalties for transporting fighting birds across state lines and from other countries. But the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee has not brought the bill, which has passed the Senate, to a vote. Cockfighting is banned in every state except Louisiana and New Mexico."That's a bit of a stretch to say that the animal fighting bill should be an important part of any avian flu efforts," said Jeff Lungren, spokesman for Judiciary
Committee Chairman James Sensenbrenner, R-Wis.
Issues such as the Patriot Act and immigration have kept the committee busy, Lungren said, who played down the idea that the bill would do much to keep bird flu from reaching the U.S. Yet Agriculture Department officials have made just that case.Last year, then-Agriculture Secretary Ann M. Veneman said the bill would enhance the department's ability to protect U.S. poultry against avian flu and other diseases. Her successor, Mike Johanns, expressed support for the bill during his confirmation hearings. He told Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., that it would help deter cockfighting, which "could play a role in the introduction and spread of exotic poultry diseases." Johanns also said the bill made sense from an "animal welfare standpoint." President Bush has made the fight against bird flu a priority, asking Congress for $7.1 billion to help the country prepare for a possible pandemic.












Cockfighting pits two roosters sporting steel blades on their legs. During a typical tournament, one-third to one-half of the birds die; many endure broken wings, punctured lungs and gouged eyes.Cockfighting is popular in parts of the South, where spectators often gamble on the outcome. In states where the sport is illegal, it's conducted underground. Last year in Thailand, an 18-year-old man who raised fighting cocks died from avian flu. According to health authorities, he would suck mucus and blood from his injured roosters' beaks, a practice not uncommon in that part of the world. Also, the fights themselves can spread disease because the birds slash each other in the pit. A recent report by the New England Journal of Medicine found that most bird flu victims in Southeast Asia were people who had direct contact with birds, including people who handled and groomed fighting cocks. It is already illegal to ship fighting birds to the United States and across state lines, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail. The proposed legislation would make the violation a felony, with jail time of up to two years.











"We know that if we get to a vote on the floor, it will pass," Green said. The bill has 184 other sponsors. The Judiciary Committee passed the bill in the last Congress, with Sensenbrenner's backing, but the legislation never made it through the House. Last year, U.S. cockfighters formed Citizens for Preserving Historic Animal Use, which spent $60,000 lobbying against the legislation from mid-2004 through mid-2005, federal records show. Repeated messages left with Larry Meyers of the Washington lobbying firm Meyers & Associates, who was listed as the lobbyist on those reports, were not returned.


Cockfighters also established a political action committee, Citizens for the Humane and Ethical Treatment of Animals, or CHETA, which gave $1,000 each to then-Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, and Rep. Pete Sessions, R-Texas. (NOTE THE USE OF DOUBLE SPEAK, OR ORWELLIANISM, IF YOU WILL).King has been one of the most outspoken opponents of the animal fighting bill on the Judiciary Committee. In an e-mail interview King said that 3 million "human illegal aliens pour across our southern border every year. We can't control our borders. What are we doing trying to regulate chicken travel?" (OKAY, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS GUY THAT CHICKENS ARE NOT AS SMART AS HUMANS, AND DO NOT WADE THROUGH THE RIO GRANDE TO WORK AS LOW TO NO WAGE LABOR...KAY?).













The National Chicken Council, which represents chicken producer-processors, has urged Congress to pass the legislation.

(MY ENEMIES ENEMY IS MY FRIEND... sad little chickens all in pens with their beaks cut off, producing embryos for their masters... ).

"Because cockfighting is unlawful in all but two states, the traffic is underground," council spokesman Richard Lobb said. "It's potentially a means by which animal disease can be spread."









-----------uhhh, back to me wisecracking through the foam in the my mouth....


To drop my boof joke about cockfighting.... and be honest here for a second,... I guess this could be called the revenge of the cock, this whole asian flu thing? We made them slice each other up for a few seconds of fleeting pleasure, so they kill us. The deaths from the flu, as you read, are particularly prevelent in the cock fighters. Ha!!!!!

The wrath of the god of cock is hard, yet surprisingly soft... and we have pissed off the engorged one something fierce with this one... Next chance I get, I am going off planet with some aleins. You just watch me, I'll do it this time!!!
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