Well, I put out a sign down by the beach for burn your bible day. The crowd who showed up was mostly middle eastern. I guess some of them might have even been terrorists, but on National Burn Your Bible Day, all non-christian are brothers. I didn't really dare bring up burning a koran, though, because Al Jazeera was covering the event and they were carrying guns (one of them may have warned me against burning a Koran and since he had that sword at my throat, I figure it meant so much to him that what the hell... why spoil his buzz).
I am sorry about the america's response, but I am glad to say that in Iran, my new hoiliday has already been declared, by the mullahs, to be a national holiday,.
By the way, BAD MONKEY, where is that footage of a bible burning? Don't tease me like this. It was my birthday and I was telling everyone about the gift you were going to give me of footage of a burning bible... but no. All I can say is, BAD MONKEY!! BAD MONKEY!! AND STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF THERE!!! GO ON, STOP THAT.... OH..... i MEANT BEFORE YOU DID THAT....
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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