THE RELIGIOUS PSYCHO KILLER'S SHIT LIST: president quits post to 'color' professionally

THE RELIGIOUS PSYCHO KILLERS SHIT LIST

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

president quits post to 'color' professionally

In a bizarre impromptu press conference today, a disheveled president Bush announced to shocked reporters that he was quitting the presidency to take up professional coloring. "I am all about the coloring now. It's just what I do, man. And staying in the lines, I can that if I want. I don't have to. Where do I sign up to become a professional color guy anyways?"

At this point the president's mother called him back into the white house.

Dick Cheney was later seen out back of the white house burning large stacks of coloring books, while from open windows in the Oval office, reporters could easily hear a cranky president throwing a hissy fit and screaming over and over, "Want to color!! Want to color!! Want to color!!"

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