K. Hole responded, "Tiny Tom, why don't you just get a penis enlargement already?"
"Man, a plane, wow... penis? My penis is monstrous... the biggest. All my Ronbots told me this, and they know everything... like I do."
"Well, if you don't want the enlargement, I guess we can keep on using your assistant's finger. The tall one with the big feet who gives me my girl thing massages."
"Girl things...ewwww. You're a girl!"
"Yes, tiny tom."
With that, Tiny Tom bounced off screaming, "Grrr! Grrrrrrr!"
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