BURN YOUR BIBLE DAY MAY 29TH!!

NATIONAL BURN YOUR BIBLE DAY. (edit - delete)
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by Scott Ridgway

2005-05-20
1:56 AM
I am going to start a national holiday, BURN YOUR BIBLE DAY, which will take place on my birthday, May 29th. Everyone who was raised tethered to christo tales has some residual infections. Some of these, like a moral imperative to live in a worthwhile, helpful manner, are exactly why something needs to replace religion before it is thrown out all together (history says that peoples stripped of their cultures can revert back to a brutal, bloody primitivism). There is the ying and the yang. We are only concerned with the evil, mind warping ying (or yang, depending on which one works here).

The supersticious nature which all but the most advance look at the bible can be further shed by burning bibles. Seeing what was once a sacred text to you burn into cinders can be very liberating.

This holiday will go through a name change eventually, like so many before (armistice day??? I am glad they changed this one), and become BURN day. This will happen because so many people will be burning pseudo-sacred books from their religion... I picture Korans burning all across the middle east one day, when the muslim cultures finally get educated enough to come into the 21 st century.

I will put any pictures you send of your burning bible into a file where all can look the stark experience. THe more who do this, the more impact it will have. Consider the digital photos your missionary work, and my birthday present, okay?

I will be selling t-shirts soon, and one will be INTERNATIONAL BURN YOUR BIBLE DAY, May 29th.

Free Your Mind Up, dawg ...

WATCH FOR AN ENTIRE LINE OF JOHNNY PAIN shit... I am going to make them all black, saying shit that over the years I have wanted to say. Like,

KILL YOURSELF AND OTHERS.

BIND TORTURE AND KILL ALL WOMBATS

I WOULD LOVE TO FEEL YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS
(this one is for fancy occasions like weddings or important meetings at work... picture yourself walking into your work place styling in this one -- bet you become the ceo!!!).

FIST FUCKING IS COOL.

MASSAH JACKOFFYOURSON MUST DIE!!!

HEY, PREISTS', QUIT FUCKING LITTLE KIDS!!!

so, once I have the price on the bulk shirts, I will have them available for cheap. I am going to sign them all in permanent acrylic paint. If you have any slogans you would like to see me illustrate (yes there will be drawings of people dying for the first one, a wombat being tortured, a finger and fist up an ass, etc...)

Steal from me and you will be cursed in such a way that your hands turn into worthless, jelly fish like appendages that sting your intimates. Or sued or something bad like that...