The JUST SAY: ?Dude, don?t bogart!!!!.? campaign
The new campaign I am starting is ?JUST SAY, DON?T BOGART.? Or possibly the ?JUST SAY, DON?T BOGART, DUDE? campaign, depending on how big I make the letters on the signs. I always end up measuring something wrong and losing the last word, or having to write it too tiny to see. . . being stoned all day does have a disadvantage ? I never would have thought there was one, and no matter how sad that makes me, I take heart in the knowledge that the little weed will soon enough make me forget all about this sad little smear.
Now, I know, you know that I don?t like to preach?. humble shit for brains I am, but once in a while, like during the Disposable But Monkey fad of 2003, I have to say something about a topic that is not being addressed by what I personally know to be the Wombat controlled so called free-press? Let me tell ya, when I heard that Nancy Reagen is starting some Just Say No campaign about pot, I had to be the first to say something, naturally. I mean, I have been watching the news and papers and no one is saying anything ? not even The Smoking Gun? so, to be startlingly current and controversial, as I find myself being so naturally?. let me now write down the proper thing to say while a joint is being passed around ? because if you say something about Just Saying No, you will probably be beaten, and quite justifiably so, I might add.
So join the disheveled giggling and Just Say:. ?Dude, don?t bogart the hamster? (See, I told you that all those pleading entries I wrote about sending hamsters really was a code for SEND ME WEED; using it like this in a sentence proves me right).
Steal from me and you will be cursed in such a way that your hands turn into worthless, jelly fish like appendages that sting your intimates. Or sued or something bad like that...