SLAPPING AROUND YOUR INNER CHILD

SLAPPING AROUND YOUR INNER CHILD


This is a treatise on how to avoid another Columbine Massacre, or another wordy waste of time ? you be the judge. Here with ye shall find that there are too many people walking around controlled by their inner child ? the side of us that sees all the bright and shiny things and reaches out with pudgy little hands towards, feeling an anticipation and need that wasn?t even there before the commercials started showing you all the bright and shiny things. (I suppose I should write that this is a reference to u2?s song about this, since I doubt I can expect YOU to do much THINKING, and I sure as hell can?t expect everyone in this blog wide world to have listened to BONO, even though I have never met someone who hasn?t. . .). Lexus commercials appeal to this part of your inner children; the part of ourselves who says, ?Fuck the environmental concerns, I am driving a tank because I can afford to now, and it is bright and shiny, inside and out ? even in the trunk.? Which is much like saying some vile, monolithic missive like: ?I am RESPONSIBLE only to my OWN NEEDS ? A MERCILESS MICROCOSM IN A HABITAT OF MERCILESS MICROCOSMS.?

This makes you a danger to the rest of us. History shows that a lot of little ?footnote? leaders around the world, when forced into the dilemma of what to do with a predatorial caste, saw the wisest solution written in bullets. NEVER WORKS.

I just read over this entry for the first time and I had to laugh, I tell you, because it is so apparent in my prose that I am in a particularly warm hearted mood today. I hate that.


teal from me and you will be cursed in such a way that your hands turn into worthless, jelly fish like appendages that sting your intimates. Or sued or something bad like that...Steal from me and you will be cursed in such a way that your hands turn into worthless, jelly fish like appendages that sting your intimates. Or sued or something bad like that...